Who are you?
and who am i?
…before i fell asleep in a hot tub, i was just a simple man made out of pasta.
How long have I been in here? Am I falling apart? A mushy pasta man with no plans and no sauce?
but if you did wake me up in time, like 7-8 minutes later, oh boy now we have a party on our hands! because now i am Al Dente, and gosh darn I love to party!
so what are you waiting for? Did you find me on time?
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YOU RIP POTATO CHIP!
i’m just a soggy boi…